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41.  
Some men are like nails, very easily drawn; others however are more like rivets never drawn at all.

42.  
To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo.

43.  
We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and then bid the geldings to be fruitful.

44.  
Before they're plumbers or writers or taxi drivers or unemployed or journalists, before everything else, men are men. Whether heterosexual or homosexual. The only difference is that some of them remind you of it as soon as you meet them, and others wait for a little while.

45.  
I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.


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