31.
Prudent men woo thrifty women.
32.
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
33.
Since I am a man, my heart is three or four times less sensitive, because I have three or four times as much power of reason and experience of the world - a thing which you women call hard-heartedness. As a man, I can take refuge in having mistresses.
34.
Bloody men are like bloody buses - you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop two or three others appear.
35.
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.