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26.  
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

27.  
The intimate revelations of young men, or at least the terms in which they express them, are usually plagiaristic and marred by obvious suppressions.

28.  
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

29.  
All societies on the verge of death are masculine. A society can survive with only one man; no society will survive a shortage of women.

30.  
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.


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