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11.  
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.

12.  
The Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.

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I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

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Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.

15.  
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.


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