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46.  
The masculine imagination lives in a state of perpetual revolt against the limitations of human life. In theological terms, one might say that all men, left to themselves, become gnostics. They may swagger like peacocks, but in their heart of hearts they all think sex an indignity and wish they could beget themselves on themselves. Hence the aggressive hostility toward women so manifest in most club-car stories.

47.  
Some men break your heart in two, Some men fawn and flatter, Some men never look at you; And that cleans up the matter.

48.  
Man - a figment of God's imagination.

49.  
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

50.  
It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other.


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