1.
There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.
2.
There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
3.
The masculine imagination lives in a state of perpetual revolt against the limitations of human life. In theological terms, one might say that all men, left to themselves, become gnostics. They may swagger like peacocks, but in their heart of hearts they all think sex an indignity and wish they could beget themselves on themselves. Hence the aggressive hostility toward women so manifest in most club-car stories.
4.
A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.
5.
Men are creatures with eight hands.