Funsturbation

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Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.

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The world men inhabit is rather bleak. It is a world full of doubt and confusion, where vulnerability must be hidden, not shared; where competition, not co-operation, is the order of the day; where men sacrifice the possibility of knowing their own children and sharing in their upbringing, for the sake of a job they may have chosen by chance, which may not suit them and which in many cases dominates their lives to the exclusion of much else.

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Left to itself the masculine imagination has very little appreciation for the here and now; it prefers to dwell on what is absent, on what has been or may be. If men are more punctual than women, it is because they know that, without the external discipline of clock time, they would never get anything done.

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All societies on the verge of death are masculine. A society can survive with only one man; no society will survive a shortage of women.

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This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'